HELLO COUNTRY FANS! 13 YEARS 8 ALBUMS AND 5 YEARS OF HAPPY ASSOCIATION
WITH I.T.R REACH A GREAT HEIGHT THIS MONTH WITH OUR MATURE ALBUM THE
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! LET'S ALL KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED THAT THE 15
YEAR LOHRAW INVERSE PULP LAW "EVERY BAND WILL BE FAMOUS FOR 15
MINUTES IF IT STAYS TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS" RULE WILL COME OUT SOON
FOR US!(2008) MEANWHILE WE WILL BE IN YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU LIVE IN THE
GREAT SATAN BETWEEN MAY AND JUNE 2006! CHECK WWW.THEREBEL.CO.UK FOR
THE NEWS! DO IT IN SMALL CASE OR IT MIGHT NOT WORK THOUGH! MY BROTHER
DESIGNS THE SITE AND I DO THE UPDATES! WHY DIDN'T I UPDATE THIS BIOG.SPIEL
BEFORE, I DON'T KNOW, AM I ILL?! IF YOU ARE READING THIS IN 2008, OUR
BIG YEAR (WE STARTED IN 1993 YOU KNOW), PLEASE EMAIL ME AND TELL ME
TO WRITE THE FUCK A NEW FUCKING BIOG ALREADY! HEY BANDS TAKE A LESSON
FROM THE RECENT ONION ABOUT PAEDOPHILE LOSES INTERST IN VICTIM AFTER
BECOMING BORED BY HER MYSPACE DOT COM!RUPERT MURDOCH IS REELING YOU
IN DUDES! IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN 2121 AND I WAS WRONG, SORRY ABOUT
THAT!