Hi Everyone!

St Giles is founded upon the site where in 9 million BC several cavewomen were illegally ripped off for shit and their bicylces also stolen, and I do not want to add about the sexual assaults but well you can imagine it, boys will be boys. This is why it's such a beastly, howid place even to this day, yuppies won't move in, there is not even a Starbucks until you get almost to shafstbury down CHaring + road.

But like alot of one millimeter square areas in our great bombable metropolis, an area of evil can include a portion of lovely quiet with even a lawn, a tree and of course that inimitable new world chardonnay which seems to have butter, fruits and hay in sunshine; such a place is "The Poets' Chruch", St Giles. Wren built churches at places of evil right, yeah I know. Yeah he wrote that book about it, the horror story, i'm definitely going to read it. It begins with an M or a W.
No: it begins with an H. Hitchclift? ... He... Heb... Woo... M.... Ma... Magw.... Hemw...

Did anyone else see that thing about that henweigh in the news the other day? Christ! It reminded me of that time when there was that fucking piecost going around, the same kind of deal.

Please apologies for sending this to people all over the world who obviously can't come, the angle we're going for is quantity over quality. We've got 500 records to shift, shit! - swiftness - AYE :

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Furher to what I was just saying a minute ago, the church of St Giles was picked out of millions of young hopefuls because we noticed that it is a rare example of a church whose ceiling shows a rare example of the counter-evil, counter-dogmatic symbol the Spakenkreuz which was invented around the same time as the German National Socialist Party got hold of the swastika and re-christened (yes: they were a christian group, although they did not actually listen to christian rock) it HAKENKREUZ ("Hooked Nose" in German) for the purpose of defusing it but it didn't work because the swastika is such a dynamic symbol it spellbound a whole populous as it still continues to spellbind peopleof all intelligences, for different reasons, sometimes political, sometimes aesthetical. The inventor of the Spakenkreuz ("Spastic cross", literally) was a cricket player called T.Meffort who, like a lot of cricket players, committed suicide during a rained-off session in 1943. It was during such a session while he waited with his pads on to go out to bat (American readers: "pads" are very like your "guards" in Shintac) that he invented the Spakenkreuz. Being a poet, he attended services at St Giles, where the young verger Andrew Brownswords had noticed early the rise of Hitler while most of the rest of England was really into him and sending him an amazing 5 thousand fan letters a week. He so liked Meffort's anti-hakenkreuz that he commissioned Lt. Col. Frank Wilson, Lifeman, to re-paint the church ceiling with the symbol to let all dogmatic followers of a symbol know that they are hypnotized. You can see Wilson's brilliant re-organizing of the original pixels in the attached photograph. Come and see the roof for yourself on Friday 2nd September at 8.30, and hear THE REBEL, SKILL 7 STAMINA 12 and SOCRATES THAT PRACTICES MUSIC.